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Read Katie's Livejournal!

Created on 2004-05-10 16:57:00 (#3107020), last updated 2005-12-11

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Name:K A T I E
Birthdate:07-11
Location:Avon, Indiana, United States
Website:My Site
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Once upon a time there was a peasant woman who fell in love with a one-legged blind man. They lived happily in a cracker box in Napanee, Ontario. She worked as a secretary for a school janitor and he was an undercover agent for the CIA. In their spare time they would discuss politics over tea and triscuits. They had two children: Marie, the deaf-mute who was the 5-time turkey calling champion, and Paul, the escaped convict who got arrested for stealing inflatable dates from Kmart. One day the woman saw John Mayer hugging a tree so she stopped in front of him to ask for his autograph. This tree was also in the middle of the road. She got hit by a car and was rushed to the emergency room. The last thing she remembered seeing was Jim Carey asking her for a hamster and a waffle iron. Ironically this all happeneed the same day Katie was born. This is Katie's journal. The End.
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